Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
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Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
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You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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