Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
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bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
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Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
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