I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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