i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
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You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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