I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
if i died would you start the facebook group?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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