Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
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If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
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do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
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