im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
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oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
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Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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