Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
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Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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