So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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