So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
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Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
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I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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