if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
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I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
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Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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