Porn is love you can see.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.