Define "chronic" masturbator.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
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Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
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Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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