Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
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I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
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put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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