Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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