Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
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you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
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After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.