Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Duck Duck Cougar?
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
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There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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