Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
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I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
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