love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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