like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
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We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
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When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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