There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
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This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
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I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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