ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
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It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I'm way too hungover for life right now
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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