I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
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I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
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He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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