Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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