do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
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so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
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i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Alive.
So much puke
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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