if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
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Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.