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I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
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