There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
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Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
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Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I'm too high and old for this...
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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