Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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