where am i from again
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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