porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
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Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
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Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.