and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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