dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
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I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
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I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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