She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
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It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
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The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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