Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
