would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
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At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
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How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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