She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
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Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
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Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I just want nice things and good sex
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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