hotties wanna shake it
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.