My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I wish i was in the wii world.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
50% drunk capacity currently
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.