There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
we should paint friendship bongs
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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