You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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