Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
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this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
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Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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