Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
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There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
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Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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