farters have to be the big spoon...
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
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This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
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ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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