She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Your penis caused this!
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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