Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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