Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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