I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
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Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
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I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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