i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
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Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
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Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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