dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
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just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
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So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
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