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I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
ttyl tear gas
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.