Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
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He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
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He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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